Guess who's back to review another boy product, Lovely Manly Dangly style? It's none other than our broseph, Stephen, who after years and years of bullying, decided to finally listen to moi and buy nice things for his mush. Take it away Stephen!
I've had a relatively decent time of it when it comes to my skin. I wasn't riddled with millions of spots throughout my teenage years, but from time to time would get the Mother, Father, Grandmother and Grandfather of a spot every few weeks. I'm sure you know those ones you feel brewing under your skin - like a bruise - a good three to four days before it shows up. In an attempt to get rid of them, I've used "treatments" such as toothpaste and other lotions and potions in order to shrink these bad boys.
Nowadays, in my latest of late twenties, the ailments I've suffered with were peeling, crumbly skin on one side of my schnozz and a red patch where a 'tache would reside if I didn't look like Ms. Chanandler Bong with one. You'll notice I said suffered, as in past tense. I've tried so many creams in order to get rid of these two problem areas, from the men's section of creams in Tesco to the big boys of Clarins and Clinique. Then I found Kiehl's on Wicklow Street.
I wandered in and was having a nose at their range of products (price first and then what the stuff actually does) and the helpful sales assistant came up and proceeded to ask me what my morning routine is for my face. I said to her "I have a shower". The End. So before I know it, she was lamping the cream out onto the back of my hand asking me to see which one I prefer and giving me her recommendations. This was information overload so I quickly bought a small tube of Facial Fuel for €25 and legged it.
As I walked back to the office, I prayed to the almighty Superman that this stuff was going to cure not only my scabby nose and lepper lip, but indeed cancer what with it being €25 snots for a small tube of cream! I knew Lovely Girlie Bits would be proud of this purchase but I was skeptical. Nothing else had worked so far.
So to cut an already long story short, this stuff is the absolute business. It's become an essential part of the morning routine. Yes, I have a routine now! It's cured all peeling and red skin irritations as well as leaving my face fresh and "tingly" afterwards. Tingly for crying out loud! It's meant to give my mush a revived feeling and to be honest, it does.
The original tube is more or less empty except for some bits I'm still trying to surgically remove. It's lasted about 3-4 months so for 25 snots, I'm more than happy to wander back over to Wicklow Street, become a metrosexual for 5 minutes and buy another tube.
Dangly Bits Rating: 9.5/10